camel-with-3-humps 12:03 Sun Nov 8
Haller is a useless lump of immobile lard
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This lump of fucking lard has absolutely no movement whatsoever.
Alan Shearer always says ‘make a run’ - attack the far post, attack the near post, go for it on crosses.
Haller doesn’t move at all. He just stands there.
Maybe he’s lazy. Maybe he doesn’t care. Who knows.
But this fucking lump of useless, immobile, lard needs to bike it.
We have to do better than him. My God, we need Antonio back.
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Vexed
12:08 Sun Nov 8
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Oooh "Alan Shearer always says" does he?
Fuck off you tedious cunt.
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twoleftfeet
12:09 Sun Nov 8
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But what do you really think about him?
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ChillTheKeel
12:16 Sun Nov 8
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Fuck off you juvenile new breed cunt.
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Jaan Kenbrovin
12:30 Sun Nov 8
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Was unlucky not to score in the first 10 minutes.
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hammerintheorient
12:37 Sun Nov 8
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If he gets a run in the side he's going to bury more of the kind of header that he hit the bar with tonight.
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BRANDED
12:38 Sun Nov 8
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I’m not even sure he’s this good
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Westham67
12:44 Sun Nov 8
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Dunno but he nearly scored and Parker was saying in his post match interview that Haller was offside and keeping his defender busy to allow Benarama to play the ball for Souceks goal. But each to their own
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Bishopsfinger
12:52 Sun Nov 8
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Definitely not my cup of tea but then again neither are you.
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cygnet
12:58 Sun Nov 8
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I've said this a few times since the offside rule was changed including last week when 3 Liverpool players were in offside positions when they got their winner.
This week it's our turn to benefit. Yes Haller was in an offside position - twice, but he didn't even get close to touching the ball so was technically onside even though he must've had some impact on play as he's in the middle of the penalty area.
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Full Claret Jacket
1:07 Sun Nov 8
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Thought Haller did ok - no more no less. Did a fair bit of running. Lots of runs in behind that were ignored. We really don't get the ball in early enough and keep checking back and slowing it down which is a massive frustration. Created the goal with his run which forced them to defend. Needs goals but this was far from his worst performance.
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nychammer
1:17 Sun Nov 8
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Wasn’t really getting the service. Coufal couldn’t cross the road tonight. Bit unlucky first half. Does need to work harder tho. We will persist with him until antionio is 100%
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camel-with-3-humps
1:45 Sun Nov 8
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At least Benrahma looked good.
The lad is very talented.
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Iron Duke
2:06 Sun Nov 8
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He wasn’t great, wasn’t terrible. It’s getting pretty boring now how he is always getting picked out. I see that Coufal is starting to get the treatment now too. I suppose there always has to be a scapegoat.
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Faux Bare
2:35 Sun Nov 8
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The next Drogba now he’s Ivorian.
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claret on my shirt
2:45 Sun Nov 8
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Moyes played 5 defenders, 2 holding defenders and a midfielder on the wing, looks good when we are on the back foot playing Liverpool or City etc. But when you play shitty Fulham and you have Haller up top isolated who we all know plays with his back to goal and needs players around him and to give him service he is not going to look good unless he gets service. Today he got fuck all because of Moyes negative tactics. Haller does not fit what Moyes does that's not his fault.
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Faux Bare
2:52 Sun Nov 8
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Don’t think you can call Moyes negative. He kept faith with a side and a system that had been working well.
He was very proactive with his changes which has been a criticism of him in the past leaving it too late.
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Manuel
3:38 Sun Nov 8
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What a tedious, repetitive wanker you are, camel. You need your head stamping on. Fuck off.
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Texas Iron
4:48 Sun Nov 8
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Needed Lanzini or Benrahma on with him...from the start
He’s not Antonio...needs a strike mate /creative player alongside...
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Texas Iron
4:49 Sun Nov 8
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Needed Lanzini or Benrahma on with him...from the start
He’s not Antonio...needs a strike mate /creative player alongside...
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gph
5:08 Sun Nov 8
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West Ham Haller maybe.
He didn't look useless before he got here, and he probably won't after he leaves.
We don't know how to use him.
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